I feel like I just had to post this cause I find it kind of amusing.
Setting: Room 366
I was doing my medication at around 5:45PM yesterday. The patient was sitting on a chair and I medicated her with hydrocortisone (IVTT). Anyway, I was over reaching on the Y port because she was seated on the opposite side. So, while I was over reaching, pushing the medication slowly, this JUST had to transpire:
Patient X: (Suddenly touching the skin on my arm) Unsa imuhang sabon? (She ask this while CARESSING my skin)
Me: Ummm (chuckled awkwardly) just normal soap.
Patient X: Murag baby (my skin resembles with baby’s skin as she put it)
Me: (Chuckled some more AWKWARDLY) Johnson’s ra ni mam.
BTW, the patient was a WOMAN, thank God. If it was a MALE, I would have goosebumps.
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G22, 377, one shot 
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My brother and his friend (Master Kong) has the weirdest conversations:
A while back, after the Pacquiao-Cotto fight they started talking randomly.
Brother: Mig, ang tupad ta ba, sige lang RC (softdrink). Atu ho, naga lamon naman ka RC.
Master Kong: (VERY SERIOUS while looking outside the window) D mig, Pop (another softdrink brand) na.
They were gossiping about the neighbors kids. Totally random. HILARIOUS.
